Lesson #902 in preparation for Momma-hood.

November 5, 2012 § 1 Comment

The following conversation is not made up.
Your job is to guess which roommate I had it with!

Roomie: i have a qtip stuck in my ear and my phone is dead
help

Me: BAHAHA
sorry…i’m sorry
seriously?
how bad?

Roomie: pretty bad i think

Me: how did you manage?

Roomie: i am the very stupidest stupid

Me: how bad? ย can you see yourself in a mirror?

Roomie: yeah i cant see it
it was a cheap qtip and the cotton came off
you’re gonna need to go at it with the tweezers

Me: so the ball…oh MAN
when are you coming home?

Roomie: crap i may have to go to urgent care tomorrow

Me: come home first and let’s see what we can do
once you’re home, we’ll see what we can work out ๐Ÿ™‚
if anyone can get it out, it’s moi.
does it hurt?

Roomie: it hurts a little now but mostly in a i-have-been-trying-so-damn-hard-to-get-this-thing-out kinda way
i so special

Me: you are, buddy.
๐Ÿ™‚
but, it’s okay.

you know i’m going to blog this later, right?

She came home and between peroxide, an ear suctioning thing, a desk lamp, a pair of tweezers, and a good deal of cussin’, we got it.
I love our casita.

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